Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates died in a car accident.  He found himself in Purgatory being  judged by God, who was undecided whether to admit Gates to  Heaven or send him to Hell.

"Bill," God says, "I don't know if I should reward you for all the good you did for society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, or damn you for creating that dreadful Windows 95. I'm going to try something I've never done, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Gates asks God what are the differences between Heaven and Hell, and God suggests he visit both places, so he can decide for himself.

Gates chooses to visit Hell first, and finds it a tropical paradise: sandy beaches, perfect weather, gorgeous women splashing in the clear water.