Dingding's Adventure(1)

1. Teacher: Dingding, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Dingding: Me.

2. Substitute Teacher(代课老师): Are you chewing gum(嚼口香糖)?
Dingding: No, I'm Dingding.

3. Teacher: How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?
Dingding: I get up early.

4. Teacher: Didn't you promise(许诺) to behave(表现) well?
Dingding: Yes, sir.

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish(惩罚) you if you didn't?
Dingding: Yes, sir. But since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.

5. Teacher: Dingding, I hope I didn't see you looking at Mingming's paper.
Ding Ding: I hope you didn't, either.

6. Dingding: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but this is the lowest mark I can give you.