Do remember not to smoke——千万记得别抽烟

　　A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

　　"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

　　"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

　　千万记得别抽烟

　　候診室裡坐著1位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，
　　他滿面愁容的說：「醫生，怎麼辦？我昨天誤喝下1瓶汽油！
　　醫生回答他說：「喔..沒關係啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！