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趣味英语:女人眼中的理想男人

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what I want  in a Man, Original List (age 22)

1Handsome

2
Charming

3
Financially successful

4
A caring listener

5
witty

6
In good shape

7
Dresses with style

8
Appreciates finer things

9
Full of thoughtful surprises

l0
An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1
Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2
Opens car doors, holds chairs

3
Has enough money for a nice dinner

4
Listens more than talks

5
Laughs at my jokes

6
Carries bags of groceries with ease

7
Owns at least one tie

8
Appreciates a good home----cooked meal

9
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10
Seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1
Not too ugly (bald bead OK)

2
Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car

3
Works steady-----splurges on dinner out occasionally

4
Nods head when I’m talking

5
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-----top lids

9
Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10
Shaves mot weekends

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1
Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2
Doesnt belch or scratch in public

3
Doesnt borrow money too often

4
Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I"m venting

5
Doesn"t retell the same joke too many times

6
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7
Usually wears, matching socks and fresh underwear

8
Appreciates a good TV dinner

9
Remembers my name on occasion

10
Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1
Doesn’t scare small children

2
Remembers where bathroom is

3
Doesn" t require much money for upkeep

4
Only snores lightly when asleep

5
Remembers why he "s laughing

6
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7
Usually wears clothes,

8
Likes soft foods

9
Remembers where he left his teeth

10
Remembers that it "s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1
Breathing

2
Doesn’t miss the toilet

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