Sir, can I see your license?

        A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has
the following exchange:

　　Officer:
　　May I see your driver's license?
　　Driver:
　　I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

　　Officer:
　　May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
　　Driver:
　　It's not my car. I stole it.

　　Officer:
　　The car is stolen?
　　Driver:
　　That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

　　Officer:
　　There's a gun in the glove box?
　　Driver:
　　Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed　the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

　　Officer:
　　There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
　　Driver:
　　Yes, sir.