Dingding's Adventure (2)

1. Teacher: Dingding, can you tell me why rocket flies so fast?
   Dingding: It's very natural. Anyone will make every effort to run when his hip is on fire.

2. Teacher: Why do we close one eye when we are shooting?
   Dingding: If we close both of our eyes, what else can we see?

3. Dingding: Father beat me twice today.
   Mother: Oh, what's the reason?
   Dingding: The first time he beat me was because that he saw a test paper on my hand, with a mark which was only 20. The second time he beat me was because that he found the  test paper was his own.

4  Dingding: Trust me. I can let you be the second happiest one in the world.
   Girl: Why am I not second to none?
   Dingding: Owning you, I am the happiest one in the world.  

5. Father: Why are there so many umbrellas at home?
   Dingding: I'm very forgetful. Mother always says to me, "When you go out in rainy days, remember to take back your umbrella." So in most cases, I keep her words in mind. But when I came back home, I found I didn't take my umbrella out at all. That's why we have more than ten umbrellas now.

6. Teacher: Dingding, I think you are a good boy.
   Dingding: Thank you, sir. But why do you say so?
   Teacher: I heard the dialogue between you and your desk-mate today. You said that students should keep silent when they are having lessons, didn't you?
   Dingding: Oh, yes. Truly I said. But I also explained the reason why I thought so to my desk-mate .
   Teacher: Can you tell me the reason?
   Dingding: I said it was impolite to disturb other students' sleep in the class.

7. Teacher: I find many of you have worn thick glasses（眼镜）though you are very young. You know, eyes are windows of the heart. They can't be covered by glasses（玻璃）. They should keep their brightness.
   Dingding: But sir, since eyes are windows, why can we equip them with glasses（玻璃）when winter comes?